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Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
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Posted 1 week ago
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A day with my period.
| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy. |
| period: | Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
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Posted 2 weeks ago
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“Marriage is between a man and a woman”
So…. I had this discussion with my parents last night. It got pretty heated… Basically what happened was the news came on talking about Obama stating that he now believes that same-sex couples should be allowed to be married. In which my parents both said “No.” So, I said “Yes.” Then my dad goes on to tell me that “blah blah blah marriage is between a man and a woman, its in the Bible” to that I told him that he doesn’t even practice religion so he has no right to pick and choose what he wants to believe/enforce. I ended up crying, getting upset. That was that. So, seriously, lets take a look at that definition.
“Between a Man and a Woman.”
Did my dad marry my mom strictly based on the fact that she was a woman? No. Did my mom marry my dad strictly based on the fact that he was a man? No. My parents were two consenting adults who wanted to be legally wed because they LOVED each other. They didn’t get married because they fit the credentials in which the “definition” of marriage fits. They wanted to be RECOGNIZED as two people who love one another. Not SIMPLY because of the fact that she was attracted to my father and he attracted to my mother. They just happen to be attracted to the opposite sex. So, by who they love, THEY can get married. Now, two people of the same sex LOVE each other, they just happen to love someone of the same sex. So, why can’t two people who are of the same-sex that love each other as much as my parents love one another not be allowed to be legally recognized as a married couple as well? Isn’t THIS what we are taught our entire lives? - “Don’t get married to someone unless you TRULY love them and see yourself with them for the rest of your life.” Isn’t THAT what marriage was supposed to be about?
Posted 2 weeks ago
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omg
This is TOTALLY something stupid I would have done when I was that age. Haha
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